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Joke of the Day

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."

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"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."
"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"
"My girlfriend left me.... she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech"
"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."
"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."
"*jumping on a trampoline* What do you mean you want full custody?"
"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."
"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"