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Joke of the Day
"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."
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"Atheists are Popeless romantics."
"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."
"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""
"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."
"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"
"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"