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Joke of the Day

"Umm, no officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket."

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."

"If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game."

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"

"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"

"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."