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Joke of the Day
"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress"
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"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""
"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""
"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."
"[school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!"
"What is .Net"
"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"
"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."