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Joke of the Day
"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress"
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"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."
"I like cheese more than I like most people."
"What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets."
"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"
"My wife gets her news from NPR. I get mine from Twitter. Guess which one of us knew about planking first? Suck it, legitimate media."
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)"
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."