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Joke of the Day

"Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers."

"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."

"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""

"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."