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Joke of the Day

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."

"Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)"

"I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!"

"When you aren't sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn't a question."

"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."

"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."

"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll? Because he's a C sponge!"

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."