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Joke of the Day
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."
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"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."
"The guy at the urinal next to me must really like my wrist watch."
"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"
"Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize."
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
"[Fitbit commercial with me] BEFORE: lazy guy AFTER: lazy guy who had $129"
"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."