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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"
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"A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: ""I'd like to become the next President of the United States."" The receptionist: ""What are you an idiot?"" Redneck: ""Why is it required?"""
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."
"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Incest A game the whole family can play."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people."
"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."