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Joke of the Day
"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"
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"Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know."
"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"
"The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday"
"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."
"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"
"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."
"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection? Because he was constantly nursing a semi."