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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite medical joke? I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous ""doctor joke"" thread, and need some fresh material!"

"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."

"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"

"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."

"I told my boss that I wanted a raise. The boss, like a jackass, replied, ""How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?"" ""About five gallons of gasoline,"" I replied."

"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination, get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster."

"Why was the bull popular with all the cows? Because he was smooooooooth"