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Joke of the Day
"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"
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"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate They'll kill your dog"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."
"Ice cream van accidents are very rare... But unfortunately, they always result in the loss of hundreds and thousands."
"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."
"Doing LEGO with my son is like assisting during surgery. 6yo: Flat gray piece. Me: Here. 6: 5 square red blocks. M: Here. 6: I said RED!"
"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"
"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""