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Joke of the Day

"TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination, get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster."

"So, I fell and broke my Matchbox Twenty CD . . . Tomorrow, I have an appointment with the RobThomatrist."

"I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"Haha I made you click GOT YA"

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."

"How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it."

"Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, ""movies of Gary Oldman."""

"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"