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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard."

"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."

"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"

"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""

"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows"

"Stephen Harper"

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."