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Joke of the Day

"Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target."

"Did you hear about the epileptic snake? It had a hissy fit."

"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."

"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."

"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."

"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."