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Joke of the Day

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"A paraplegic went down a runway... She made for a great roll-model."

"They're not all brilliant, but they're all mine. Meaning my tweets, and maybe my kids, whatever."

"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."

"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro cinco."

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

"Morpheus: ""You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"" Me: ""Blue pill."""

"TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican."

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"