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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"
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"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""
"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."
"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"
"I want my tombstone to just say ""You should see the other guy"" on it"
"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""