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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede? A walkie talkie!"
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"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"
"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"
"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."
"Texting messages on the cell phone at 12 midnight ... - How are you baby? - I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear? - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!"
"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"
"I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)... Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place..."
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"Did you hear about the white guy who got pulled over? Me neither."