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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said ""You don't have much of a case."""

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"

"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""

"What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"

"Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first."

"What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable."

"Check for bed bugs by yelling ""Gee, I'm so happy there are no bed bugs here!"", and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire."

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."