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Joke of the Day

"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."

"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."

"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."

"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"

"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."

"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"

"How did they keep the pilot out of the cockpit? With an Allahu Lockbar."

"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."

"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."