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Joke of the Day
"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"
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"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"
"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."
"[consoling widow] I was the one who put the kick me sign on your husband. I had no idea you owned a horse that can read"
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."
"When it comes to stealing chocolate bars... I have a couple twix up my sleeve"
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? Black Jews have to get in the back of the oven."