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Joke of the Day

"BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia... Hold on, lets rephrase that: ""Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"""

"""Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere."" - Doorknob"

"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrap yard."

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"

"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"