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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black pilot ? A pilot , you racist dumbass..."
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"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"
"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."
"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."
"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."
"People act surprised when I tell them my grandfather survived the holocaust. Most of the guards survived didn't they?"
"Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees."