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Joke of the Day

"Hiw did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He was eating pizza before it was cool."

"Why does a Jew moan when he has an orgasm? Because it has to come from his own sack (Joke might work better in Dutch, where 'zak' means both sack and pocket)"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"

"Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide..."

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."