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Joke of the Day

"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"

"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."

"Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!"

"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"

"What's a martian's favorite wine? Chardonayy."

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."

"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"