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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control. I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?"

"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"Do nomads ever get angry?"

"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord has ice cream cake."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."

"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."

"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."

"It is not a middle finger It is my unicorn fist"