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Joke of the Day

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."

"What did the vampire say when his son scraped his knee? **""Suck it up""**"

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."

"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."