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Joke of the Day

"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"

"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."

"April Fools Day is ONLY for singles. The married have their anniversary ."

"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."

"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."

"I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm The clock turned to 12:00 and I thought to myself, ""Same shit, different day."""

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. ""Hi"" ""Hey"" Hi.""Push It"" is about takin a dump, right? ""No"" ""Nope"" *hands friend $5*"

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."

"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."