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Joke of the Day

"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."

"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"

"How do you make holy water? You burn the hell out of it."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."

"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."

"When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job."

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."