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Joke of the Day

"Wife: I think we need a break. *Titanic crashes into iceberg* Husband: THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Wife: Yes."

"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."

"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"

"*hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. ""What's Updog?"" Not too much haha you? ""Robbing you"""

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!"

"What do you get a man who has everything? A good urologist."

"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"