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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."
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"Don't just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair"
"Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!"
"Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?"
"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"
"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"
"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."
"Hadron collider? I hardly know her!"
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
"If you ever feel silly for being on Twitter just remember there are people on national television asking ""ghosts"" questions."