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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."
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"""FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE"": BECAUSE YELLING, ""YOU SHOULD REALLY SIGNAL BEFORE YOU CHANGE LANES"" IS A TAD VERBOSE"
"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."
"LOVED ONES: When I die, I want you to throw a sad party where you all look at my dead body US, FOR SOME REASON: Ok that's no problem"
"Women are like tornadoes They're cool to look at in pictures but when you see one in person its ""holy shit what do I do?!"""
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."
"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""
"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."
"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"