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Joke of the Day

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."

"Infants don't have nearly as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery."

"Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, ""I think we better turn around."""

"99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people"

"Just bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"

"A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the ""b"" is silent."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""