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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"
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"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"
"My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings."
"Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?"
"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."
"I tried committing suicide once... never doing that again, I almost killed myself."
"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ""No I'm traveling light."""
"Serious question: can orphans watch PG movies? After all, they don't have parents..."
"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."