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Joke of the Day

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."

"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""

"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."

"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"

"Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous."

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"