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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"

"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"

"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."

"ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts."

"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."

"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I think you should be brave enough to ask that girl out."

"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."

"Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad"