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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"
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"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."
"Everyone thinks.. Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast."
"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."
"Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: ""Jake, from State Farm""."
"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."
"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"
"[Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS"
"*sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*"