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Joke of the Day

"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence."

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"

"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."

"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"

"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily"

"'ey girl, you remind me of my homework... Because I'm not going to do you. I'm just too lazy."