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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"""Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"" exclaimed my girlfriend, ""I've had enough, I'm leaving."" I said, ""Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"""

"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"

"Maybe your jeans are distressed because you're wearing them?"

"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"

"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"