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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."

"I just don't get the immigration issue... If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards."

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"[NSFW] My new girlfriend just introduced me to her fetish.... I didn't want to tell anyone, but I just had to get this shit off my chest."

"inexplicably call ur boss ""shortpants"" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes"

"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"

"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."

"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."

"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""

"Black holes suck. Think about it."