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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole."

"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."

"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler never raped a 13 year old."

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"

"A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head... The landlord says to the rest of the customers: ""Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"" Ba Dum Tss!"

"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."