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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? The Headlines in the paper read ""Small medium at large"""

"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"

"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"

"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"