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Joke of the Day

"Unshakable Fact # 4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband."

"funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary"

"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."

"I used to think Paul Walker was Gay Turns out he's flamming"

"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."

"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."