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Joke of the Day
"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"
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"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
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"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."
"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."