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Joke of the Day

"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"

"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."

"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"

"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."

"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."