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Joke of the Day

"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."

"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"

"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."

"My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why. It's a fucking mystery."

"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."

"Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch."