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Joke of the Day

"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."

"We didn't have child safety seats when I was young. My dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars."

"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."

"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"What's the difference between a penis and a sleeping bag? One you crawl in and the other crawls in you."

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"You guys wanna hear a poop joke? No... I shouldn't tell it. It's too corny."