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Joke of the Day
"Why is dangerous to have sex in canada eh'ds everywhere"
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"I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect It's coming tomorrow"
"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."
"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug addict? The prostitute can wash her crack and then use it again!"
"What did the Asian guy say about all the recent celebrity deaths? They're dropping like Freys!"
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"
"Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery? A batch of Tiger bread turned on them."