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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick."

"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."

"How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage"

"I'm dyslexic, atheist and an insomniac... I stay up all night wondering if there *really* is a Dog."

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !"

"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."

"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."

"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"

"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"

"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."