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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."
Next Joke
"I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said... ""Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."""
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard"
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."
"Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?"
"I'm about as sociable as mushrooms... I'd like to think I'm a pretty fungi."
"What do you call it when an escort farts? A prosti-toot"
"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"What do you call a dead blow fish? .. A blew fish."