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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"

"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."

"How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? As many as will fit."

"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"

"I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season."

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"Gotta get me one of those iPhone-credit-card holders so I can lose everything at once and be totally completely fucked forever."

"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"