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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"

"What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion? The Circus features a cunning array of stunts."

"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"

"My dad wanted me to play soccer So I kicked him in the crotch. He asked, ""Why did you do that?"" I replied,""That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right? Kick balls?"""

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"

"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."

"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"

"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."

"Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment."