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Joke of the Day

"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."