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Joke of the Day

"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."

"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."

"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""

"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."

"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."

"The Irish are really far behind with technology... Their bombs still have four wheels and a motor."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."