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Joke of the Day
"LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub"
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"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."
"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."
"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?"
"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."