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Joke of the Day
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
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"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"
"Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin."
"Why doesn't Japan have elections? I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates."
"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""
"Gregor Mendel's wife asks him why he is always working so much. He says: Bitch, peas"
"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""