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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
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"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."
"I RT a bunch of awesome stuff. nnBecause its funny. And I needed to hide my tweets from last night."
"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."
"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."
"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"
"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"