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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"

"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."

"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."

"[wife comes home from work] ""why havent you done any of the things i asked you to"" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy"

"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"

"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"

"Why was the pedophile so excited by 23 year olds? There is 20 of them!!!"

"Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."