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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
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"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."
"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?"
"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""
"French toast I saw on the menu at a small restaurant 10% more French in your toast and I asked the waitress what that meant and she said. ""We swear at it"""
"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."
"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"