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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."

"What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable."

"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"

"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"

"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."

"Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm."

"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."

"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"