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Joke of the Day
"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."
Next Joke
"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."
"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."
"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."
"Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? Because their P is silent."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"